help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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