Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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