i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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