you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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