I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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