But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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