she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
