I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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