i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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