I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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