So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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