I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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