i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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