ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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