You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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