I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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