Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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