Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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