omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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