Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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