Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
