I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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