Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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