You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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