i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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