You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
