Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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