its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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