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butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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