this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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