butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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