I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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