Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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