woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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