no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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