So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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