So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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