I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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