You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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