I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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