ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Alive.
So much puke
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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