he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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