That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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