He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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