She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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