i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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