who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
my liver is dry heaving
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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