Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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