Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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