No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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