Who wears a wallet chain?!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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