apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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